clientsfromhell:

Client: “Why on earth is there an ad on my facebook page from my nemesis!?”

Me: “Facebook places them according to similar interests.”

Client: “Right. Would you please block all advertisements in our page?”

Me: “Sure, let me call my friend, uh… Mark.”

Client: “Great, thanks. You call Mark and have him do that.”

I think I’ve been in this convo more than once.